Jokes for teachers..

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. 

GEORGE: Here it is! 

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: George

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

WILLY: Me!

TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave? 

STUDENT: Yes, Sir. 

TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? 

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you 

to keep yours.

HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? 

TEACHER: Of course not. 

HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

adapted from http://www.jokes4teachers.com/J0043.php


Just for fun.. =)


                                                Posted by: Quzaitul Izzati bt Hisham